When Women Had Tails The scene is set one-or-so million years ago, when women had tails and men were trying to figure it out. the strange animal (stunning Senta Berger) that is captured by seven caveman brothers is a mystery to them. For the first time in their lives they experience the pleasures of a woman and the line forms at the rear. It seems that is the only way she can avoid certain death as a prehistoric meal. So is this how it all began The situation and dialogue are hilarious from beginning to end. Lena Wertmuller co-wrote the screenplay. 99 minutes. Color. Adults only. Strong sexual content / nudity / slapstick violence. Color.